Zero Billions Required.
A hand-appointed certificate declaring you a person of considerable, entirely notional means, suitable for framing, gifting, or producing discreetly at valet stands.
No wire transfer required. No board approval needed. No actual wealth involved.
Zero Billions Required.
No wire transfer required. No board approval needed. No actual wealth involved.
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* TERMS APPLY, NOTHING ACTUALLY APPLIES --- YOUR NET WORTH $1,000,148,591.72 (THEORETICAL) --- PRIVLEDGE LEVEL: UNLIMITED* --- STAFF ON STANDBY: 0 --- GOLF HANDICAP: IMPROVED BY ASSOCIATION ---
THE INSTRUMENT ITSELF
First Rung
$18
Digital certificate, PDF
Honorary billionaire title
Right to say "my people"
No people included
Most Chosen
$25
Printed certificate
Wallet-sized proof of status
Right to sigh audibly in restaurants
Everything in Associate Heir
Top Rung
$79
Framed certificate, wax seal
Custom Latin motto
Stern congratulatory letter from "the board"
Everything in Executive Heir
WORD AROUND THE CLUB
"I showed it to my landlord. He still evicted me, but he seemed genuinely impressed for a moment."
J. S., Executive Heir
"I framed it above the credenza. Guests assume it's real. I have long since stopped correcting them."
R. A., Associate Heir
"My dentist waived nothing, but I sat in the chair differently. Straighter. Wealthier, somehow."
M. F., Chairman Emeritus
“I have not once had my people handle it, on account of having no people. Yet, the offer stands.”
C. D., Executive Heir
© MMXXVI The Bill-Yun-Heir Registry. A novelty item.